All I want to do is draw a simple diagram with Visio.  But with Visio, nothing's ever easy.  Do the connectors attach to the objects the way I want them to?  No, they do not.  Do they snap to objects when I don't want them to?  Yes, they do.  Inexplicably, Visio's "Detailed Network Diagram" template doesn't contain pictures of any switches or routers.

Seriously.  What the fuck.

Visio!  WHY U NO WORK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO?